Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Expressions For Women On High Stress Days

1) You... OFF MY PLANET!

2) Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3) Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

4) Errors have been made... Others will be blamed!

5) And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be?

6) I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years

7) Allow me to introduce my selves

8) Scarcasm is just one more service we offer

9) Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed

10) I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up

11) I'm trying to imagine you with a personality

12) Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep

13) I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one?

14) How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

15) I just want revenge. Is that wrong?

16) You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing

17) Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

18) Nice perfume... Must you marinate in it?

19) Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done

20) Earth is full... GO HOME

21) Is it time for your medication or mine?

22) How do I set a laser pointer to stun?

23) I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

24) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

25) Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

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